Second Chances..?

Three guys died and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Upon reviewing their history, St. Peter tells them that they have lived such fruitful and productive lives that they may return to earth as whatever they please. He tells them, “All you have to do is run through those clouds and jump off the edge, state what you want to become, and you will land on earth with your wish granted.” The first man runs through the clouds, jumps off the edge and states, “I want to be a billionaire!” His wish is granted and he lands on earth as a billionaire. The second man runs through the clouds, jumps off the edge and states, “I want to be a good husband and good father!” His wish is granted and he lands on earth as a good husband and good father. The third man is not really sure about what he would want to be, and beads of perspiration start to appear on his brow. St. Peter looks at him and encourages him stating, “Go ahead. You can be anything you want. Just run through the clouds and jump off the edge and shout it out.” The man begins to run, still not exactly sure of his wish, and trips on a cloud, falling over the edge he yells out… “Oh…
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SPLAT!!!

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dove
“if people destroy something made by man they are called vandals. if they destroy something made by GOD they are called developers”

God Bless

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